So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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