super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
operation have a gay friend backfired
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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