found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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