so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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