i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize
