im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
