Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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