i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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