Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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