I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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