oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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