you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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