He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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