sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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