I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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