I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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