dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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