How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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