I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
high people should be assigned attendants
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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