Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
so let's talk penis.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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