I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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