Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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