I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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