I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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