How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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