hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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