what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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