just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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