maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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