He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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