Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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