I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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