You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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