i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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