I hate all girls vehemently.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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