porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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