Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
false alarm, still single
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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