We're facebook friends in real life
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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