i already hear my dad disowning me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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