Don't make out with my wife yet
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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