i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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