Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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