You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i came on her dog
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
