Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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