No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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