i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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