I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
do herpes really smell.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
