in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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