I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
