I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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